The new english (for the one's on answers that seem sound as a pound ;) )?

Sh** the German's are coming!!! I'm heading to the fallout shelter with a 21yr old Swedish bird.. enough Bucky .. a toothbrush.. clean pair of boxers.. my trusty spud gun .. 2.5kilo bag of spuds!!! email me when the war is over.. Should have listened to me granny, she said they would try again!!