Seasonal Poll: Do you have any Thanksgiving horror stories?

We were visiting my grandparents one year when my mother and I got in a hellish argument. I couldnt think of anything to say or do to her to convey the rage I felt without getting arrested, so I went outside and I uh....went #2 right by her car door--right where she'd have to stand to get the door unlocked. I actually felt better afterward, and never said anything to her about it. I was disappointed to find out that she thought one of my uncles many, many, many dogs (yes, it was Kentucky) did it.